Monday, January 14, 2008

Mail call

McKeon's mailbag, January 14:

I believe the problem has to do with economics. The Leafs sell out every home game, get a ton of money from sales of anything with their logo, have millions from television revenue and no doubt get some generous tax breaks from the government. No wonder they are worth upwards of $400 million. What incentive can there be for management to make them a winner?

Jim Cashman
Chicago



Ownership feels pressure to produce a winner because a) they're huge Maple Leaf fans themselves; b) they're used to achieving success or they wouldn't have risen to that status; and c) they want to be liked and not hated around Toronto.

a) Really? You really think that? The Leafs are owned by Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment LLD (MLSE), who also own Toronto's NBA team, AHL affiliate, and MLS team. Are they fans of all those teams, too? Every single person in any power position in MLSE is a Leafs fan? And you can't possibly be talking about GM John Ferguson, who is from Montreal. Head coach is from Quebuc, I guess... but that's definitely not ownership. So... you sure about that one?

b) The Leafs' last Cup was in 1966-1967. The last Division Championship was 99-00, but before that they were division-less since the 30s. And they haven't won anything since. They haven't made the playoffs post-lockout. So... how are any guys anywhere near this team right now, 'Used to success?'

c) Call me nitpick-y, but I'm disinclined to think the people profiting from this give too much about what the Leafs fans think about them personally.

Do you actually think the Leafs are the Yankees of hockey? Try the Montreal Canadiens, they are the only thing close.

Dale Parks
Trenton, Ontario

We'll give you that one in terms of titles won: Canadiens champs 24 times, Yankees with 26 and Leafs with 13 Cups. But Toronto has more of a countrywide following in Canada than Montreal.


We? Who is, 'We?' It takes multiple people to put together three completely inaccurate sentences? At that... it's actually pretty crazy the Habs are anywhere close to the Yankees in terms of titles won, considering the Yankees had a 16-year head start. This is ignoring the sheer stupidity of trying to denote any team, 'The Yankees of Sport X.' And, as far as 'more of a countrywide following' is concerned... just because ESPN loves a team doesn't make them the most popular. I'm disinclined to research this, but I wonder who the Leafs of baseball are... which baseball team actually has the most fans nationwide (or if the Leafs actually have the biggest Canadian following).

Ehh. Mildly satisfying.

Postives.

Exactly.

The average career of an NHL player, as per my research, is about 7 years (and the average career of a goalie is even shorter, for the record).

I understand wanting to 'lock up' key players. That you're starting each season for the next 13 years down $10 million in cap-dollars is your prerogative. But the most WTF-y thing, in my opinion, is that odds are Ovechkin won't even be playing that long. And hell, even if he is, he'll have long since reached his peak and started declining by the time that contract is up.

This isn't as ludicrous as paying a goalie (who has already shown a tendency toward injuries) a 15-year contract when the most games any goalie has ever appeared in ever is 1029, the equivalent of 12.5 seasons. Betting DeePee will play the most games a goalie has ever played ever, ever is crazier than betting Ovechkin will get halfway to Gordie Howe's 26 seasons, but is still kind of... well, stupid.

Though, in Washington's defense, that last uber-long-term-expensive contract they signed worked out really well.

Her voice is fucking *juiced*

Hollywood are all attention whores, but this is kind of very ridiculous.

Friday, January 11, 2008

About last night:

Renney is going to get himself fired. That's all there is to it.

I think MSG should pay me for showing up to that game. I'll be generous and give back 1/3 of the money, because that's the only amount of a hockey game the Rangers know how to play.

/bitter

...this isn't a Rangers blog. More McKeon eventually.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Thoughts.

I wonder when the last time an entire division made the playoffs was. If the Rangers decide to stop sucking, it's possible for the Atlantic.

My fault?

Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but...

Yet at the individual market level, despite the salary cap, the flight of stars -- or the fear of their flight -- from one team to another is a trend with wide-reaching ramifications.

So... "stars," presumably good players, leaving for other teams and teams worrying about not being able to hold on to their good players... is a new trend with implicitly negative consequences?

The article kind of implies this has never happened before. Which is ludicrous. Teams have worried about this for a long, long time. Since the dawn of free agency, if I'm not mistaken.

The most recent was Monday's deal in Dallas with Mike Ribeiro. At 27 he was eligible for free agency on July 1. The Stars made sure that he never hit the market, giving him $25 million over five seasons. That is a doubling of his current salary and continues a trend of teams extending deals to their core players that are both inflationary and long-term. Players are finding out that they don't have to sacrifice dollars to get length. The mere specter of impending free agency is enough to have guys cashing in.

Well, yes. And...?

Instead of having their young future stars become restricted free agents -- and be susceptible to offer sheets from other clubs -- teams are acting hastily.

Again: something that has definitely never happened before.

Wouldn't it have been worse before? When one team-- infamously, the Rangers-- could gobble up all the big-name talent from other teams? I mean, no matter how disproportionate the amount of money players are signed for, you can only sign so many players. Whether you want to spend your big contract on Sidney Crosby for 27 years or Mike Richards for 5 years or Chris Drury for 9,329 years is your prerogative.

No one is giving the law of supply and demand a chance to take effect. If the teams allowed the pool of restricted free agents to swell, the demand would wane. But, by depleting that pool before July 1, demand will increase for those not inked to these high water salaries.

This is the part that most confuses me. It seems like faulty logic. Hell, now that I reread it over and over, it *is* faulty logic.

So say we have 10 pending big-name free agents, and 15 teams. Five individual teams re-sign five individual free agents before those contracts expire, so now there are 5 players and 10 teams come the off-season. The demand still outweighs the supply.

What is being suggested is that we take the 10 FA's and 15 teams, and allow contracts to run out, which... gives us the exact same situation. 5 teams post-facto resign their five players, and the same thing ultimately happens. In fact, this might even result in more inflated contracts because there's the possibility of bidding wars for a player.

It also doesn't take into account that the teams that sign the five players are kind of sitting back now; once you sign a Sidney Crosby, you're not really stalking a Jaromir Jagr mercilessly. I mean, it'd be nice to have, of course, but you won't be devastated and throwing the remainder of your money at him. My point here is: when teams re-sign 'stars' during the regular season, they simultaneously fall out of the major running for them in the off-season. It's not like Team H is going to re-sign their three or four big-name players and then go looking for 5 more. They sit back during the off-season and get maybe one or two more mid-high class guys and then some fillers.

Hockey players aren't beanie babies that can just be steadily manufactured, which is why this doesn't work (though I'm sure the supply-and-demand name-drop made Eliot feel very smart). It doesn't matter the order in which you hand players out to teams; there aren't magically going to be more star players if you do it a different way.

This is particularly true in the Southeast Division, where the Capitals have Alex Ovechkin becoming a restricted free agent at the end of the season. Given what has transpired with Richards and Getzlaf, what is Ovechkin to expect? He reportedly dismissed an offer prior to the holiday season that was in the $7.5 million range to span the next five seasons. What is his incentive to sign before July 1 if the Capitals don't ante up? Someone this summer will certainly float an offer sheet Ovechkin's way, and $10 million was a number reached last summer during the Oilers' pursuit of Thomas Vanek of the Sabres.

Again... teams are more or less in the same boat as each other. If GM X can figure out how to afford a 10m/yr for 5,346,446 yrs contract and build a good team around that player and GM Y can't... well, good for GM X. Again, the difference is that one team can't keep making these huge offers. Like that, the talent spreads.

I don't think the NHL had this version of "spread the wealth" in mind when the CBA was ratified.

The version where one team couldn't sign all the players? Actually, I think that is kind of what they had in mind.


...

If this isn't what Eliot was trying to say, he needs to address the writing skills/convolution problem ASAP. But I've read this a few times now, and can't seem to come up with another way of interpreting it. What's the point here? Is it that stupid?

ESPN

Usually, ESPN pretends hockey doesn't really exist. I was once watching PTI (unfortunately), and when one of the journalists dare call playoff hockey, "exciting," he lost points.

So, ESPN hates hockey. Yay. ESPN (or its most notable employees, anyway) also hates the interwebz. Yay? Combination of the two? *headdesk*

ESPN's 'Featured Comment (RE: NHL All-Star Voting Results):'

It's not about the best players anymore. The whole fan balloting thing needs to be removed." -- Gothica639


No kidding. Because you know, in other sports it's definitely about the best players statistically and not at all a popularity contest.

There was a great quote somewhere that I should have copy-and-pasted over here when I read it, and I can't find it now. It's wasn't from Yahoo!Sports, because their only hockey writer is McKeon. I don't read ESPN generally and can't find it on CNNSI. I suspect-- suspect-- it was a Hockey Closer article over at Deadspin, but can't find it there either and can't be sure. Who knows, maybe it was in an actual newspaper.

Anyway, it was one of those requisite 'mid-season award' articles, and my New York Rangers-fan-brain kind of scanned down to the Vezina part, because Lundqvist is generally the only player we have that doesn't suck.

Anyway, the writer awarded it reasonably to Pascal LeClaire, citing Luongo, Osgood and Lundqvist as others who would (paraphrasing), "be in their seats clapping when Brodeur wins the award."

Anyway, the point of that long, drawn-out anecdote that annihilated any kind of tone I had is: the people voting on this are either incapable, unwilling, or just plain biased. Voting for anything in any sport is a popularity contest. That is why this stuff is worth nothing. The end.


Maybe it was on purpose ESPN picked the most boring, inane, obvious comment they could. Maybe it was like, "Well, if we have to, stuff you, NHL." Or maybe ESPN is stupid. Either way.